AKA Valdez, the shortest legend we know! 💎
Fun Size Friend
Good things come in small packages... really small packages
Age is just a number...
...and yours is getting pretty big (unlike your height)
Hey Valdez!
Leo would be proud of how fire you are (even if you're pocket-sized)
Short King Energy
Except you're the queen version. Short Queen Energy!
Don't worry about your age
At least you can still shop in the kids section for discounts
Valdez the Magnificent
Small but mighty, just like Leo's tool belt
I got you a present!
It's a step stool. You're welcome.
Pearl: A precious gem
Also Pearl: Needs help reaching the top shelf
Fun fact about Pearl:
Vertically challenged but horizontally blessed with awesomeness
Congrats on surviving another year
of people asking 'how's the weather down there?'
They say wisdom comes with age
But height? That ship has sailed.
Breaking News:
Local short person gets older but not taller. More at 11.
Hope your birthday is as amazing as you are! You may be short, but you're a giant in our hearts! (Seriously though, you're pretty short 😂)
🎵 Happy Birthday to you 🎵
🎵 You belong in a zoo 🎵
🎵 You look like a monkey 🎵
🎵 And you're short like one too 🎵
Ancient Valdez Wisdom:
"Being short means you're closer to hell, which explains your fiery personality"
- Pearl, probably
Pearl's Birthday Checklist:
Achievement Unlocked:
Survived another trip around the sun at 5'2" (or whatever you claim)
Reward: Still need a step stool